morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

shitty glasses

Shitty glasses is a nickname given by Levi Ackerman fun loving interactive shipper named hanji zoe. She LOVES titans and has pets of them!! She likes to research some titan shifters like Eren Jaeger her faveret ship is said to be Eren x Levi

"Oh hey shitty glasses" or_"SHITTY GLASSES GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP BOTHERING EREN!!"

by ITS LEVI FUCKING ACKERMAN~❤ June 15, 2018

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003

shitty kitty

This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.

This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"

by timmyboi December 10, 2006

shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.

"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."

by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.

Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.

by Atomism July 6, 2009