Semen

What comes out your penis when your uncles rubs it

Bruh, there was so much semen on my uncles bed yesterday

by DcWahlX March 17, 2020

arguing semantics

A phrase commonly used as a rebuttal in arguments, with two common meanings:

1) The person using the phrase has been subjected to a statement or argument that they don't like, but can't argue against; or

2) The person using the phrase doesn't understand the argument, or objects to or doesn't understand the use of polysyllabic words.

"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west? Now your just arguing semantics."

by Kanteloop August 8, 2014

Sementologist

A person who is gay

or a slutty women.

Ur sementologist .U ve got ya masters in Sementology .

by Jewcrab September 6, 2016

Semen Mouth

When you awake from sleeping with a cold to find that you have drooled so profusely out your mouth during the night that your spit has turned to a white crust around your mouth with bits of sticky, white, congealed spit hanging off your lips. It also describes the terrible, terrible, taste that you experience upon waking up. Deep throat bonus if you wake up with a sore throat too.

"Shit, did somebody rape me in my sleep? Wait... it's just semen mouth."

by BluEyedNerd January 8, 2012

Semen donkey

When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.

I was fucking this girl so hard I gave her a "semen donkey"

by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014

semen inflation

when one inflates his girlfriend with semen (usually seen in hentai)

dude, i just watched some semen inflation porn

by ANIMETIDDIES May 27, 2018

Baptism by Semen

Basically having intercourse in a swimming pool and leaving an aftertaste of semen for the next person that swims.

Baptism by Semen is FRICKING reviving bruh.

by Oknothanks April 25, 2015