The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.
After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.
Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"
Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.
Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:
"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.
The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."
"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.
Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.
NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."
VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.
Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"
Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.
Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:
"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.
The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."
"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.
Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.
NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."
VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"
See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.
"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"
"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"
"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"
by Kevin Maher November 12, 2007
Get the Rusty Poodlemug. when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.
(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)
(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)
by c knock April 11, 2006
Get the rusty trumbonemug. When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.
"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."
by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009
Get the Rusty Toastermug. A variation of the Rusty Trombone wherein two adult males who work long hours in close proximity, generally in mill or plant work, resort sexual acts to pass time, ending their evening with a rusty trombone
After two years of 12 hour shifts Mr. Smith finally asked if R.W. Would like to go all dusty rusty with the evening.
by Wham009 February 4, 2015
Get the dusty rustymug. by DefaceTheTemple September 15, 2011
Get the Rusty Goldmug. When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.
Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar
Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!
Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!
by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009
Get the Rusty Slidehammermug. The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.
by BMWBills October 27, 2009
Get the Rusty Harmonicamug.