Dorm Rules

It's not gay if there's no eye contact

"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"

by Naughtopus May 24, 2019

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

the only rule

If it can be taken advantage of, it will be taken advantage of.

The only reason that people get caught for insider trading is the only Rule.

by Semsolk December 8, 2017

Rule 732

If it exists it can rave/be raved with..

Furry/Brony nsfw Content

Rule 732 AppleDash bondage

Starfox Planet 732

mlp bdsm Rule 732

by Clopping NAtion February 17, 2017

the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

Rule 55

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020