Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 02, 2019
A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole
Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER
by Fartssssssssssandweirdmen December 27, 2024
The creation of this marked the fall of the roman empire. The oculus is a design so mindless only the most imbecilic humans could have dreamed it up. If you visit it bring your umbrella for the bird poop and rain.
Person 1: I went to see the roman oculus the other day
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
Person 2: wow did you lose intelligence when you saw how stupid it was?
Person 1: probably, a bird pooped on me too. The rain coming through washed it off though.
by CharleneLover9000 June 02, 2017
by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020
The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich
I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat
by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
by helloO!!! June 06, 2024
the 2 dick sucks and glazers
by grevoscar122 April 04, 2022