Riley

Kitchen boi. Can't cook. Not a chef.

a: Did you cook that Kith restock?
b: No I'm a Riley, I never cook...
a: rip
b: yeah I'm washed

by Simplefacts000 April 27, 2018

Riley

Riley is such a goofy person. She is so pretty, kind, and cool! She’s like that girl you could randomly meet at school and then you guys and best friends afterwards! She can be friendly, but watch out she can be VERY scary sometimes… She is loyal to her friends and will act so crazy around them that if they are in front of other people she doesn’t seem the same! LOL 😝 Anyways, Riley is amazing and yeah!

Riley is a goofy person, and everyone laughs when she does something funny!

by racaca.4.life April 06, 2025

Riley

Shush please

Riley’s a spanner

by Phoebe kelly December 31, 2022

Riley

Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

Riley

An amazing person. Will always be there for you, plays too many video games. Stays up late. Will always be there for you.

If they are named Riley They are the best.

by WE WILL RULE THE WORLD March 10, 2022

riley

A short hoe that wears 20 pounds of makeup. A fake blonde that is flatter that a wall and wears push up bras to try and show something. Tries to be cool but has no friends.

Riley wears 20 pounds of makeup!

by texaschick8976 November 04, 2019

Riley

Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house June 01, 2020