RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

redneck bukkake

When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.

I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!

by Ktown48 May 21, 2016

redneck zoo

A fenced older trailer park.

OMG they live in a redneck zoo, you can't go in there.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015

redneck dildo

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

by dert butter March 4, 2018

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019