Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.

Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!

by ttango December 5, 2011

Real Music

*A term that teenagers throw out far too often, the first signs of music snobbery as it immediately entails Hip-hop/dance genres being classed as ''crap music''

**Music that has been played in reality & thus is real music rather than notes on sheets.

Teenager: God this generation sucks for music, i wish i was born in the 70s when they had brilliant rock music everywhere, it was all real music

Me: You are aware every generation has whats known as the ''20 year rule'' where the teenagers wish they were born 20 years ago? & that you'd hate the chart music back then as it consisted of Donny Osmond and other corporate made one hit wonders with the odd exception of good bands, just like today

Teenager: Nuh uh it was all stairway to heaven, & pink floyd & The Doors & ehh bach, really cool bands back in the 70s

by dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011

realchat

A realchat is a chat frequented by large amounts of pedophiles. Often, they will be pretending to be age 18 or under in a realchat. All of the pedophiles know realchat is the place to be, the same kind of people you see on www.perverted-justice.com use realchat.

Want to see what a real pedophile is like? Let's go to realchat!

by lulz clown November 7, 2009

Real one

A friend that’s been there for you through thick and thin. They’d take a bullet for you and vice versa. A best friend. Aulonë.

A: I’m broke.
B: I got you covered

A: you’re a real one

by Slutty_nerd August 18, 2019

YM Real Deal

A forum with members originally hailing from ym.com (may you rest in peace). Now located at ymlives.com, the YM Real Deal members discuss serious issues every day such as fellatio, menstrual cramps, feelings, circumcision, and nudity, just to name a few.

While YM is indeed a close-knit community, there is unfortunately a hierarchy. The self declared queens were outed in a youtube video in the Summer of '09. (You can find it by searching my name, nomnomchickenwings)

Though some of these queens are kind, loving creatures, others, such as peterpan and SocoAmarettoLime, are revered throughout the forums for their cruel mix of beauty and biting wit.

I go on the YM Real Deal forums, I'm awesome!!

by nomnomchickenwings July 26, 2009

real nigga hours

Any time after 12 a.m. is considered real nigga hours as long as you are working on improving yourself or your fellow real niggas.

Mom: Hugo, go to sleep. It's almost 1 in the morning!
Hugo: Nah, it's real nigga hours. I have this midterm paper due at 8am and I'm just starting.

by CallMeTod August 9, 2016

Real-life Troll

One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.

Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.

Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.

Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*

by Kid from New York August 13, 2010