the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

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the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 15, 2021

radeon's ip

Radeon's IP: 151.197.50.12

hey someone pax 151.197.50.12

by rifkler September 14, 2003

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

G-Rade

A combination of certain drinks. it contains mountain dew, chocolate milk, raw eggs, gatorade, and Monster energy. It gives one the ability to go completely insane and energized, and makes the average athlete become superb at the sport they play.

Little Peyton was sick of being weak, so he took some G-Rade and eventually became the future quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts.

by Porrazzo January 20, 2009

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008

read

One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times

"A curtis read"

by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003