by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018

The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018

A sex position involving one person dressed as a pirate and one person dressed as Mr Rogers. Welcome to the land of make believe.
by Wiley post October 21, 2014

Did you see that video of Billy Crystal getting kicked in the Todgy Rogers?
I hear the pain is comparable to giving birth.
I hear the pain is comparable to giving birth.
by lagr32 September 18, 2022

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024

Bobby Rogers is a handsome person who is also very charismatic. He acts like a dork sometimes but is very lovable. Bobby seems to make everyone that’s around smile. From his funny personality, to his funny cute face, or just by being by him he is sure to make you feel appreciated and welcomed.
by ColemanKD July 18, 2022
