by Boi_person May 21, 2016
Get the RedNeck Abortionmug. An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 14, 2022
Get the redneck shivamug. When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017
Get the redneck baptismmug. by Austyn and hannah May 3, 2018
Get the Rednecked bitchmug. by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019
Get the Redneck aspirinmug. The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.
After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!
by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018
Get the Redneck Crymug. When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.
"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"
"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
by Sundance December 4, 2015
Get the Redneck Salvationmug.