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RedNeck Abortion

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
by Boi_person May 21, 2016
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Preppy Redneck

The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!

Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?

Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018
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Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!
by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016
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redneck culture

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.
Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture
by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017
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Redneck Raprock

Redneck RapRock is a style of music most commonly associated with Rockoetry INC, a music company founded by Tim Moore in the late 1990s. The music in a Redneck RapRock song is dominated by bass and drums, with the lead instrument being usually being the bass. Lyrical themes usually include sex and drugs, and are often fill with obscenities. The most famous Redneck RapRock group would be Morning Wood, a Florida band led by drummer Moore and bassist/vocalist Don Ellis.
Redneck RapRock is a style of music that usually appeals to teenage boys, who are known to like toilet humor and themes connected to sex and drugs.
by Rockoetry April 8, 2015
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Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.
Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.
by TheRealVincent December 24, 2018
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