Lard-guzzling queef nugget

Basically a way of saying "dodo brain" to one another.

1: Hey dude, you look awful like a lard-guzzling queef nugget.
2: What did you just say to me?
1: (gulping nervously)

by Te-Agma-At October 12, 2020

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

queef bubble

when a girl puts dish soap in her vagina so that she can queef out bubbles.

Melanie: Amy that doesnt go there
Amy: yeah but look what i can do!!!
Melanie: OMGGGG! is that a queef bubble?
Amy: WHY YES IT IS!!

by cf13796 March 25, 2010

Queefer Sutherland

The master of the queef. Queefer Sutherland sets the standards for queefing by which all queefing females abide to. While a deviation from this norm is uncommon, it nevertheless becomes the male companion's responsibility for telling everyone he knows about such a deviation.

Sundin: Hey Tie, you're wife queefs harder than Queefer Sutherland.
Quinn: HAHA yea, she does. Oh by the way Tie, YOU'RE BENCHED.

by T.dot July 29, 2008

queeflet

When a fart loves a queef they make love. They have passionate sex. after 9 months a queeflet is born. The queeflet runs into a neighboring pussy for shelter until it is fully nursed back to health usually by a good samaritan colon. The queeflet joins the island of queeflets who are all trying to win the lottery to go to the outside world.

Chick:Awww look hunny it's an itty bitty queeflet. She's adorable. We should make one!
Dude: Aw Hell NAw bitch I'm just sleepin wit yo ass cuz my i gots the clap and no other hoes are down wit dat shit. The only thing your gettin is a stomped splein and a bloody vagina you creep ass cunt.
(chick goes down on dude)
(dude rips rank ass in chicks face)
(chick swallows and throwsup)
(dude makes chick swallow fart throwup)

by chebby chase March 27, 2008

Queef

A little bitty woman fart from her pootie tang

Gross! Did you just queef on me?

by queefmasterpootietang November 30, 2009

Queef

Simply put, a pussy fart.

Kid 1: Dude, my girl queefed on my dick yesterday.

Kid 2: ahh man! she pussy farted on you?

Kid 1: fa'sho!

by powpowninja October 29, 2009