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Party Progeria

Similar to the rare genetic disorder that causes premature aging, Party Progeria is brought on by excessive partying at an early age. The wealthy are at greater risk from this affliction due to the abundance of drugs and alcohol.
Have you seen that latest picture of Lindsay Lohan? Damn that girl has got party progeria!
by Nyrlath October 25, 2011
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Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.
"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"
by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015
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jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.
I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".
by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016
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computer programmer

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
by Soulsphere May 6, 2008
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Programmer

n. {proh-gram-er}
An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.
I am a programmer. :p
by Programmer 2.0 October 13, 2016
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Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po

1) Backdoor to Columbia University.

2) Program for students rejected from Ivy League Institutions, and more generally top tier universities, as admission to this dual degree is relatively high.

3) Group of privileged and self-referential rich kids hanging out between themselves and not doing much in their first two years of college.

4) Four year, direct entry program with the two first years in France at one of Sciences Po's regional campuses, and the two final years in the United States at the undergraduate college for non-traditional students of Columbia University, the School of General Studies. Upon graduation, students are awarded the Sciences Po Bachelor of Arts and the Columbia School of General Studies (GS) Bachelor of Arts.
Friend from high school: How did you get into Columbia? Congrats!
Dual BA student: I got in through the Dual BA Program Between Columbia University and Sciences Po procedure.

Friend from high school: Oh, okay. Never mind.
by WallyNY December 4, 2016
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