Hot potato

A female who gets passed around. She gets passed around so many times that nobody wants her.

A homie hopper.

"Man have y'all seen LaLa she's so bad!"

"Naw man stay away from her; she's a hot potato! She smashed the homie and the homies homie and the homies cousins homie."

by MsLaLaLopez January 8, 2016

fried potato

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

by Potatows December 2, 2016

pothead potato

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017

petite potato

That girl with long brown hair who is really small and skinny. She loves food, especially her jagabee potato chips. Don't mess with her, or she will bite you. Jk she's super cute. But still,

don't.

She's so cute! What a petite potato

by Karaage April 23, 2017

Hot potato

A person who is attractive "hot"...

You are a hot potato!

by Superwoman 9 July 13, 2017

Abusive Potato Syndrome

A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.

Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?

Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.

by A goddamn god April 11, 2019

Kaiba Potato

Seto Kaiba if he was a potato

have you seen Kaiba potato

by Kaibaman September 3, 2020