flag pohst
verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
by thatonebitch28 May 26, 2020
by jdginstagramz July 07, 2021
This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 01, 2014
by #1SEED772 September 09, 2022
by Sutton Larson January 02, 2019
A package/letter that is very light that gets taken by the wind and keeps flying away when it lands on the ground while you're trying to pick it up.
by mattstaddiz May 22, 2015