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Bare Poon

Bare Poon: can mean "Lots of poon" "rolling in the poon" "great amounts of poon"

See: "Bare""Poon"
by My Little Poony August 13, 2014
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Poon Pounder

A man who kills all the vagina in the neighborhood. They usually originate from Hollywood and have hog balls. Don't leave your wife alone for the weekend if you have a poon pounder in the area. They can be very persuasive.
George: Hey that Kevin guy is surrounded by 20 hot chics!
Jose: I know, he's a real poon pounder!
by fricking sweet as person August 8, 2016
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Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009
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poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
by John wayne March 8, 2016
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Poon Flipping

When you do shrooms and dxm. Makes you trip like your life depends on it. You will feel the power of gods and see the temple of knowledge.
"Oh my god this mixture is amazing. What did you call it?"

"Poon Flipping"
by The Poonwizard April 28, 2021
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Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent
Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!
by jdhammer July 7, 2014
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Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.
She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.
by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022
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