pookeman

When you dress up as Pokémon and have a shit fight before performing oral with your partner.

Man Mary got a little crazy during the pookeman fight last night, I even got some in my eye.

by Wetwildwilly March 10, 2022

Pook

Someone with no idea, either through lack of intelligence or lack of cognitive processes.

Someone who has done something silly or stupid.

He had been looking for his phone for ten minutes but the pook had it in his hand the whole time.

by Thepookypookster April 5, 2022

Pookie

Fag

I don’t like u pookie

by Bruan73737 April 10, 2022

Poobs

The little hairs in and around your anus

The poobs around her bottom picked up on the approaching danger, much like a cat's whiskers would.

by somepolyphony April 23, 2022

Pookie

Pookie is a girls private area.

Dont scratch your pookie in public.

by Jelly316 April 26, 2022

Pookie Bear

Somebody you care about, doesn’t have to be in a lusty romantic way. It can be as simple as a friend or somebody nice.

Friend: Hey Pookie
You: Hey Pookie Bear!
Friend: Not much man, not much!

by Makkie Bear May 1, 2022

pookie

if someone calls you pookie,

they are calling you ugly and OBESE!

if someone calls you ‘POOKIE’

Reply back By Stabbing them.

Person 1: ‘I love you pookie!’

Person 1’s Mind: Heh, they dont know i just called them an obese APE!’

by eshay hater May 13, 2022