school poo

When someone does a poo at school.

"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"

by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

Poo Chang

derogatory term towards women means they have a shitty pussy when u call a guy a poo chang means they act like a female
fun to say :^)

sarah is a poo chang
f**k johnny he's a little poo chang

by jsg0013 May 19, 2008

poo pusher

derogatory term for a homosexual

don't be such a poo pusher

by CV91 May 3, 2009

poo particles

The very thing that is offensive about farting. It's the reason you can smell a fart, because it's actually tiny little pieces of poo floating around, ready to land on you. Or your food.

Person 1: Hey, who farted?
Person 2: Dammit!! I had my sandwich out, now it's covered in poo particles!

by ron burgendy October 28, 2007