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Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
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Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015
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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.
That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble
by The director Dan February 25, 2019
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Bin pet

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.
by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022
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In the pet

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now
by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024
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Bar Pet

in the context of humans, a bar pet could refer to a regular patron or someone who is always at the bar, often known to the staff and other customers. They might be endearing, eccentric, or just always present, earning them a playful, affectionate label like a "bar pet."
Jadyn is such a bar pet, she's always hanging out with the staff.
by JakeR22 January 8, 2025
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petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
by tian647 August 28, 2013
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