Pearland

city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools

man were you at the football game friday night ?

yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0

man pearlands so badass

by Jhoandcdawg January 16, 2009

Pearl Necklace

The highest concemation of a couple's love illustrated by the male unloading his man juice all over the females neck and breastal region, hence the name "pearl necklace". The woman then procedes to gasp and moan shortly after or face the prospect of a load in her mouth.

Man A: "I really want to buy a ring for my girlfriend"

Man B: "Fuck it, just give her a pearl necklace, that does the job"

by Jack Roach March 3, 2009

pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.

Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.

by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003

pearl panther

A vibrator/dildo that is a falis with an extra clitoris stimulator. This extra part is made to lightly grab the clitoris while the vibrator/dildo is inside of the vagina.

Although she likes regular dildos, her favorite is her pearl panther.

by Jake Feldman April 6, 2005

black pearl

1. noun, a fart that barely seems like fart at all, is silent, but smells like the gut dumpster behind a slaughterhouse on a hot summer's day after someone has already given you a dirty sanchez. The farter often barely recognizes that he/she has released a black pearl until they themselves are caught up in its swath of destruction. The black pearl also refers to the apparent tiny volume that the fart occupies. 1cc of black pearl gas is roughly equivalent to an equal volume of VX nerve gas in the amount of panic and terror it can create.

1. I was in a meeting today and thought I'd let a little one slip, but I totally forgot about the onion rings I had the night before...bad move, total black pearl. There was a box with my name on it when I got back to my desk.

by Chad Baker May 28, 2006

Pearl Necklace Eater

A guy who gives a woman or man a pearl necklace and then eats it.

Scared girl: Jesse did you just eat that pearl necklace

Jesse: Why as a matter of fact i did!

Scared girl: EWW get out you pearl necklace eater!!!

by mad stad the tad May 25, 2009

pearshaped

describing a woman's physique; in comparison to the fruit pear.

Her bottom half was much larger than the top. A very round booty. She had no chest, but she was pearshaped!

by FrannieFresh January 10, 2007