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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes
bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night
by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
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Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"
by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009
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onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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