BILY Post

Stands for “Because I Love You”. The obligatory post humiliating a friend or loved one on a special occasion such as a birthday or wedding.

Ned: Hey Max what’s with all the ugly posts of Ryan?
Max: It’s a BILY Post of Ryan, it’s his birthday.

by Saucypan May 21, 2019

posted in the dvrk

A song by a Lil Darkie with a drug amount of editing but pretty catchy

posted in the dvrk is good

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.

"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."

by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022

Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.

You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.

by sneaksby December 8, 2020

Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.

Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill

by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

post fall

Post-fall is the term used by Sherlock fans to tell you that whatever you are talking about happened after Sherlock jumped off the hospital. Often used in fanfiction.

Pre-fall means before the fall.

Person 1: Have you read my latest fanfiction?

Person 2: No when is it set?
Person 1: Post fall

by LockedIn221B February 25, 2014

Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011