poon fever

when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory

Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!

by jamespeters October 8, 2015

Poon talkie

Noun: walkie talkie used to pick up girls; two are needed for the process

Usage: one person sits from a far with a poon talkie while the second person walks up to girls as the first person talks in to the poon talkie for the second person.

The success rate is at least 80 percent

Mark: Let's go on the board walk to pick up girls

James: bring the poon talkies!

by jdhammer July 7, 2014

joo-poon

Jewish pussy.

You going to get you some joo-poon?

by p0l4r22 February 22, 2011

Poon Skankies

Sex with an extremely attractive girl.

Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE

by poonskankies July 21, 2010

Poon Flipping

When you do shrooms and dxm. Makes you trip like your life depends on it. You will feel the power of gods and see the temple of knowledge.

"Oh my god this mixture is amazing. What did you call it?"

"Poon Flipping"

by The Poonwizard April 28, 2021

plethora of poon

A place where there are lots of hot girls

I went to a party last night and there was a plethora of poon

by Jordi Rosadio April 27, 2008

Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022