National Ask out your crush day

On October 4th you have to ask out your crush.

Me - Hey Allison, Will you go out with me??
Allison - Omg i was gonna ask you that because it’s national ask out your crush day!!!

by Jeffrey SkirtShit September 29, 2019

Nationality

What ignorant people say when they mean "Ethnicity".

Person number one: "Wow! You have blue eyes, a Semetic nose and African hair. What's your nationality"?

Person number two: "American".

by wrd nrd September 1, 2013

national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

National ask out your crush day

It’s on December 4

Hey it’s National ask out your crush day because it’s December 4th

by Gdog2006 November 23, 2019

National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019

National “I like ya cut g” day

National I like ya cut g is on August 6th

Are you coming to National “I like ya cut g” day with me?

by Gamer big epic August 3, 2020