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Terrible Definitions

Every time someone comes up with a definition for something that is found elsewhere or is a regular thing, then they come up with one of these absolutely terrible definitions!
You may have seen some absolutely terrible definitions when looking for something on urban dictionary, or while looking at the example sentence for urban dictionary itself.
by PenguinX20 November 2, 2021
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definition

an article explaining a term in the minimal words possible
student: hey teacher can you please tell me the definition of definition?
teacher: (ive known nearly all of the words in the dictionary by heart and I didn't had to put effort in doing so, and I've never got confused about a definition for a word until now. shit this kid blowed my mind)
student: I'm waiting
teacher: (nervous) uhhhhhh.....
student: (getting bored and less paitent)
teacher: (shaking) uh, its where you explain a word's meaning???
student: hey, your smarter than you look, hardly anyone here knows the definition for definition
teacher: (exhausted) (phew that went better than I fought it would)
(bell rings)
teacher: ok go out for lunch now, bye
student: yeah I see why you have a degree
teacher: (facepalm) theres more effort needed than just knowing the definition of definition!!!
by Lgodofyoutube February 27, 2019
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They're definitely fucking

They get freaky/are very close friends.
"We aren't dating at all!" Melissa and Joe hold hands closely.
"Yeah, They're definitely fucking" - Everyone
by Zeeland April 9, 2023
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The first fucking word on UrbDic was the man
Nigga 1: Yo what was the first defined word on UrbDic
Nigga 2: Nigga why you smell like piss The first definition on Urban Dictionary was the man
by Freddy Fastbear September 30, 2024
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definitional

The word 'definition' as used by those devoid of all human logic, emotion or reasoning. Usually people who have worked in a basement office too long, or were hired because of the size of their breasts.
What does that mean, in definitional terms?
by wildcard5050 October 30, 2013
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Tyresse🫶
Tyresse is the definition of pretty boy. He is the prettiest boy to exist. He is just so perfect
by EmEm03 December 26, 2022
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