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Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.
Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”
by Judgerichie November 5, 2023
mugGet the Mommy Monstersmug.

Mommy

A woman or girl who arouses you in a sexual matter and makes your penis erected.
"DAYUM she could for sho be my mommy"
by Winterxlaven April 6, 2025
mugGet the Mommymug.

hot mommy

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"
by original hot mommy April 13, 2022
mugGet the hot mommymug.

mommy

pitiful is mommy
by crackerdue33 May 11, 2022
mugGet the mommymug.

mommy alert

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right
by [saturn] July 31, 2021
mugGet the mommy alertmug.

Mommy kins

When you relate to someone who is a mommy or acts like a mommy.
She's such a mommy kins

Ikr so hot
by AGayFuck May 25, 2021
mugGet the Mommy kinsmug.

Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend
Who’s mommied tonight?
by Reza305 May 3, 2019
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