Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

midnight spaghetti

When someone is acting in an incredibly annoying, bland way. Used as a derogatory term.

Wow, Susan is being midnight spaghetti right now!

by KiwisDictionary July 1, 2021

midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.

Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?

by Nordlebash December 2, 2024

midnight nachos

A very special combination of chips and doodoo that Alex and Peyton consume every night in the Teo's upstairs playroom.

"Lord of the Rings is almosy over!... Wanna Start it up from the beginning again?"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"

by Wapiti69 October 5, 2022

Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.

Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.

by Onehole June 26, 2021