Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019

hot meat

the act of setting your penis alight while inserting it into a woman's anus or vagina

I performed hot meat on your sister. She said it was amazing.

by battyboy1423578 October 21, 2021