Gassy Mauro

A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.

After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.

by maurofiel July 25, 2025

Pulling a Maury

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008

ashley and mauricio

Literally unicorns in space with space cats and rocket ships and will last forever and laser beams

Ashley and mauricio are Literally unicorns in space with space cats and rocket ships and will last forever and laser beams

by Mausunicorn January 26, 2025

Mr. Mauri

This is the male version of a Mauri. See Mauri

Girl a: OMFG HE IS HOT!
gilb b: he is such a Mr. Mauri
Girl a: totally!

by ahhellloo July 8, 2010

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025