A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
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I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
Get the yogurt male mug.The most down bad a male can become. So far down, he has somehow looped back around and become an alpha-nak male. This entails that he no longer has a foot in the race but insists that he is the top of the food chain. Alpha-nak males should be deprived of attention at all costs or they may multiply like bacteria.
"Dude, that guy is such an alpha, I think I may have to step down as pack leader..."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."
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Get the male magnet mug.A male who thinks the world owes him everything, but is doomed to never receive payment because of his entitlement. Although always coming in third, the Gimmel male feels like he deserved first and was robbed of his achievement. Similar to the Omega male, the Gimmel male has opted out of society, not due to apathy, but pure bitterness and feelings of being deceived, taken advantage, or deprived of the things he deserves.
Ryan was not selected for the job but was a close third in the selection process. Brad received the job offer and most people congratulated him, however, due to his Gimmel Male tendencies, Ryan feels that this job offer was taken from him.
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Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!
Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.
Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.
He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
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He is such a jade.
I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.
Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.
Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade
Girl 1: Hey it's jade!
Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??
Jade (Male)
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