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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
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The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex
Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight
by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019
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milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact
valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples
by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011
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milk monke

A monkey generally thought to hide in milk or dissolves in milk
by dreamsickle June 29, 2020
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Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)
Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store
by Castle42 June 13, 2020
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Secret milk

An obscure reference to something sexual, different for everybody. Many times refers to cum/breast milk.
I can't tell you what the secret milk is, it's a secret.
by Manure July 8, 2015
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