movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.
Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"
by Milfyway November 15, 2013
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Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
by KlausBorski June 17, 2022
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Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.
Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?
by Kountrackula May 21, 2021
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Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y
You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life
by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 05, 2020
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maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.
Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!
by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016
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