London fog

When you ejaculate in a British girls eyes.

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!

by Ballzdeep84 February 12, 2016

London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.

I London fogged her twice!!

by XHennessyx May 01, 2023

London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.

David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.

by the.sweetness January 03, 2015

London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020

Miss london

An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle

It’s miss London

by K02fanny November 25, 2018

london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."

?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"

by hanes underwaer April 27, 2010

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024