New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Jack-o'-lantern

Hogwarts Sex Offender

Don't be friends with Chelsea, she is a Jack-o'-lantern!

by WittleB September 4, 2025

jackle his lantern

A BJ or handjob. Carve a pumpkin.

Jackle his lantern- after a day at work, the carpool home, making dinner, and handing out candy on halloween, I jackled his lantern.

by dachshund wrangler October 11, 2025

Mr. Lian

Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I went out to lunch with Mr. Lian today. Damn is he cheap. He stole toilet paper from the bathroom.

by jonjonpowchicken January 13, 2024