London Hug

A hug where both participants stab each other

Guy1: What are those two guys doing with those knives?! Should we call the police?
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.

by hugunu January 27, 2025

skiing in london

When a chick(or dude I guess) is getting Eiffel towered and J’ing off two other dudes at the same time.

Me, Steve, Jeff and Brian to this chick skiing in London last weekend. We were actually at Steve’s moms house. Steve’s mom is a nice lady.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english

slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin

by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023

london piffstick

A joint rolled with the highest quality possible

Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled

Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick

by Jmorphipus June 5, 2018

london fog

Something that's not sexual but sounds very sexual

Yo that bitch gave me the london fog last night

by SandPie July 30, 2021

London

The name London means really pretty and funny but she can be a bitch sometimes. She is always around a boy but always knows how to make them smile. You don’t want to loose your London, she is one of the best people you’ll ever met. She knows how to have a great time.

London if really pretty and funny

by Bigbear0527 June 6, 2019

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025