The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020

london fog

Something that's not sexual but sounds very sexual

Yo that bitch gave me the london fog last night

by SandPie July 31, 2021

London fog

When you ejaculate in a British girls eyes.

I busted in the girls eye she had London fog!

by Ballzdeep84 February 12, 2016

London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.

I London fogged her twice!!

by XHennessyx May 01, 2023

London Fog

When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.

David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.

by the.sweetness January 03, 2015

London Pee Throw

During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.

I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.

by RoundenBrown November 01, 2021