Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
Get the Tour le Douchemug. by Mike_39 August 16, 2017
Get the Casse Les Couillesmug. by USAF Cadet October 1, 2021
Get the tous les joursmug. C'est le grand morth pion. Il nourrit sur le nectar doux d'ampoule. Il a tendance à le faire d'humeur difficile. Le seul moyen pour tuer l'est d'éteindre la lumière. Toutefois, le morth pion du peut voler à une autre source légère.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
Get the le morth pionmug. by sharty bum June 3, 2021
Get the Hetton-le-holemug. It means very good, amazing, beautiful, glorious and Magnificent. Can be used for food, drink , objects, people etc;
by Larry Birwin January 25, 2019
Get the Le Dasty Crechemug. (verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.
by Schitterbug March 27, 2019
Get the cat-le ranchmug.