dead kennedys

The raddest fuckin punk band on the planet. Their best songs are: Police Truck, Soup Is Good Food, MTV Get Off The Air, Riot, Forest Fire, Halloween, and Winnebago Warrior.

Chris Koteras: "DK sucks!"
Justin: "Fuck you, you little bitch! The dead kennedys are so kickass, they single-handedly created the Bay Area punk scene, fought against the PMRC, and had a fun time doin' it. So go suck your moms massive cock, faggot."

by the storm drains May 9, 2008

Kennyfest

v. partying till one experiences reverse peristalsis

Dude, bro. I totally Kennyfested last night. My beard smells like bile.

by mrgrotto November 27, 2012

kentucky dumptruck

the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.

i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Connor Kenway

Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.

Connor Kenway killed Haytham Kenway as a last resort because Haytham was gonna kill him.

by Hopeisthefutureofman November 3, 2012

kenpo

Martial art derived from traditional Okinawan martial arts, literally meaning "fist law". Kenpo (also sometimes romanized as Kempo) was first widely taught in the west by James Masayoshi Mitose, who first taught Kenpo in Hawaii in the 1940's and 1950's.

The students of Mitose, including Parker and Chow, went on to found schools of Kenpo throughout the west. Kenpo schools vary in their curriculum, but typically resemble Karate in being rich in strikes, blocks, and "hard" techniques, although some schools incorporate various degrees of throws, chokes and grappling techniques. Kenpo is sometimes called "Kenpo Karate" and the term Kenpo is used synonymously with the word Karate on Okinawa.

Kenpo is still practiced in Okinawa and Japan, one popular form being Shorinji Kenpo, a martial arts school combining Zen Buddhist teachings with martial arts instruction in a modern reconstruction of Shaolin temple practices (shorinji being the Japanese pronunciation of Shaolin).

I studied Kenpo for several years, it was a lot like the karate I studied earlier.

by Joe From Kentucky May 10, 2008

Kendra

a girl who has been through a hell of a lot and has a rough life and has trust issues because of it she never backs down from a fight and always wins she doesn’t always like people and only has a few best friends she’s kinda popular and drop dead gorgeous boys love her and girls want to be her she’s very independent and doesn’t talk to her family it takes a long time to get her to open up to you but it’s worth it she’s a great friend and a great person

guy 1 : yo bro did you hear about dylan and kendra
guy 2 : he didn’t deserve her i would treat her so much better she deserves to be treated like a queen

by jordanbacon May 10, 2018