K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011

K-Fed

The 'gangsta' that thinks he's black and is married to a fat cow also known as Britney Spears. He also makes 'music'.

K-Fed is pumping his 'ho' fine.

by Yourmom (who ever she is..) November 11, 2006

Relient K

an automobile build by Chrysler in the 80's sometimes refered to as the K-Car

We rolled to school in the K

by Rob Pokorney May 25, 2005

K-Red

Kamel Red Cigarettes. RJ Reynolds launched Kamel Reds in 1913 as an upscale version of Camels. However, because of the depression, K-Reds didn't last past 1936 before the company dropped them. It wasn't until 1996 that they were re-established, along with Kamel Red Lights.

"K-Reds are back after 80 years for no good reason except they taste good." - Promo slogan

by Codie December 8, 2006

K-Hole

You hallucinate vividly, see god, talk to spirits, and forget you exist, and don't remember anything the next day. You cannot move, hear, see or interact with the outside world. When things get better, all you are aware of is a tiny dot in the ceiling, slowly as the dot gets bigger you will remember that you exist, and your in a room, that your on ketamine, etch

me "hey doug wanna a line"
Doug"sure"
me "isn't that alot"
Doug 'nah, I have been doing this for a while"
Doug--snort--
me "man thats a shit load of a K"
Doug " K? wait I thought that was PCP!"
me "DOUG IS GOING TO THE K-HOLE!"

by MADDDMAX September 30, 2009

k-hunt

another form of cunt; used in situations where "cunt" may not be acceptable

Mom-"Why did you break up with your girlfriend son?"
Son-"She was being a little K-hunt."

by liz's bitch June 12, 2008

K-Grind

A skateboarding grind who's invention is unknown, but is believed that Koston is the inventor. See Crooked Grind. It's a salad grind, but on the nose, not the tail. The K in K-Grind is believed to stand for Koston.

Mike: lands K-Grind

Eric: Whoa dude that was so gnarly!

by lulznaut May 9, 2010