A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
by Sarah Shneider May 15, 2012
Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.
by Nugsson May 31, 2022
Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation
All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2016
That junkie b**** that I miss so many f****** shots she don't set up junky rot plus pockets for titties
by Connelly road junky May 16, 2021
by Monka S November 18, 2022
by Longhairshorty July 22, 2019
Someone who is a fiend for clout. Addicted to it. Will do anything to stay in the spotlight on social media or any other platform
Guy A - Yo NPC streamer is such a clout junkie
Guy B - how so?
Guy A - he does nonsense pranks and promotes Only Fans chicks to his 12 year old fans for engagement
Guy B - Hah! What a dweeb.
Guy B - how so?
Guy A - he does nonsense pranks and promotes Only Fans chicks to his 12 year old fans for engagement
Guy B - Hah! What a dweeb.
by sploogenut June 10, 2024