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julie mcmahon

Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!
So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.
by JulieM91 November 23, 2019
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july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys
richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th
by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021
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July 24th

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?
by ham23916 July 24, 2022
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July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake
by Notwhitson July 9, 2021
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July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.
Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.
by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021
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July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022
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July 25

The day my baby was born, I love him so much
Me: what’s your birthday

Chris: July 25
Me: sweet bro, fuck off
by Kaleyfw12 July 28, 2021
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