Deadly Joke

Debued on a Monty Python skit in October 5, 1969, this deadly joke has the capability to kill anybody who can comprehend it, in the skit this ficticous joke is concieved in britian and from there is confiscated by the british military to be used a weapon against the german in WWII. At the end of the skit with the germans defeated (with the help of this deadly joke) the british military destroy this joke, so as it can never be used a weapon ever again.

"The britains used the deadly joke to defeat the German's in WWII"

by kirkis6666 August 14, 2009

Flag

Get the Deadly Joke mug.

Not A Joke

it could be two things 1) good, like you did that, your amazing, like it’s so good but not a joke 2)like annoyed or pissed...

the best way to describe both of them is agreeing or saying the person said it right

lucia: that person is just full of themselves and can’t keep there mouth shut

kk: omg “not a joke”

by lkuaciilayn April 13, 2019

Flag

Get the Not A Joke mug.

Related Words

joken • jokeneek • JoKena • jokenanny • joker • jokeman • jaken • Joker Face • joke killer • joker smile

A Jon Joke

A bad or inappropriate joke.

person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.

by Bob Googinbladder April 25, 2008

Flag

Get the A Jon Joke mug.

poop joke

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.

Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.

by somegoof January 20, 2005

Flag

Get the poop joke mug.

the joker

a drink created by me and my degenerate friends. it consists of 1/3 bacardi 151, 1/3 wild turkey 101 proof, and red bull. order this at a bar and depending on your weight u should be blacked out within 3 to 5 drinks.

I had one too many jokers last night that i ended up waking up next to two of the fatest girls i have ever seen in my life. the joker ruined my life

by master p 397 February 24, 2009

Flag

Get the the joker mug.

mom joke

A lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as "have a nice trip, see you next fall". Does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.

"Hey Trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! Haha!"

"Dude, that was fucking lame."

"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."

by hawker240 October 21, 2006

Flag