Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

Johnny Ballfart

Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.

Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"

by Sneed2600 August 17, 2022

Johnny Depp

Vodka shot for breakfast.

I'm having a Johnny Depp tomorrow morning.

by HeidiZ May 9, 2022

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

Johnny Suh

Johnny Such means he is: The most hottest person in the world.
the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word.

Mark: "Hey who's Johnny?"

Any person who has been summoned by this word: Johnny suh means: The most hottest person in the world:
"the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word."

by thebestnctzen October 23, 2022