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Cum Jockey

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey
by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019
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Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
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nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
by halolord64513 April 29, 2008
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Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob
Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"
by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023
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Chicken jockey

A mob from minecraft that is a baby zombie, riding a chicken, that for some FUCKING reason, has gotten popular in meme culture and people are screaming and yelling the word at minecraft movie showings, to the point that people are throwing popcorn, soda, and bringing live chickens there.
Baby Zombie: Laughs Evilly.
Steve: Chi-
Person 1: Chicken Jockey!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by mini65 April 10, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

"You want me to fight the chicken?.." "CHICKEN JOCKEYY"
by pseudonym1916 April 22, 2025
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chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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