You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jewish《¤》jewUish《¤》jewisH《¤》mug. When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug. I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
Get the Jewish alignmentmug. by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
Get the Jewish Pianomug. The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
by NJG420 May 4, 2024
Get the Jewish baptismmug. by josham1334 April 9, 2024
Get the jewish stackmug.