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jet puff

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.
by Impavida23 January 21, 2024
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor
Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019
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Jet Feets

I had him running Jet Feets last night.
by BKwho November 6, 2022
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Crashing a Jet

verb: the act of prematurely celebrating and then FAILING to accomplish what you were celebrating for.
Crashing a Jet, The NY Jets making up Super Bowl end zone dances BEFORE they make it to the Super Bowl!
by Grimmlock25 January 24, 2011
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Indiana water jet

The sexual act of filling your ass with water from a public pool jet, and then shitting out the water onto a guy/girl‘s face
My girl and I went to a public pool so I gave her an Indiana water jet
by Janiejakens September 9, 2025
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Jet

Bro im about to Jet this mf
by Imanangelchild March 8, 2022
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