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J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.
Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.
by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008
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J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
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J Live

A way of life that revolves around the J Live Pack.
If you like Ronnie J , you’ll LOVE Ronnie J Live.
Damn! This J Live Pack is hitting different!
by Floppyfish6788 May 8, 2022
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j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.
dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."
by ego-tripper August 1, 2009
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J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.
Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane
by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018
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Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."
by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010
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J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.
*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.
by thecabeman March 23, 2011
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