by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021
Get the whiskey camping mug.When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.
Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
Get the desert camping mug.A sex camp. Filled with sporty teenagers that train hard during the day and fuck around at night. It’s a lot of hispanic people which is annoying because they think they run the place. Pretty fun though especially on the weekend trips to the beach or theme parks with best friends.
Annie: What did you do this summer?
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
Jack: I went to IMG camp
Annie: What did you do there?
Jack: Played baseball and lost my virginity
by lilredrobimhood72 April 28, 2020
Get the IMG camp mug.Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass
by Alabora67 July 15, 2020
Get the Camp Jack mug.by Seafarer gal October 6, 2016
Get the skank camp mug.Camp Mataponi is a place where campers can truly be their true selves. Campers live with their sisters and green flames for 7 weeks and enjoy every moment of the this amazing place. You make memories and friendships that last a life time. Girls from 6-15 call this place their summer home. Located on Sebago Lake, Maine, there is nothing comparable to the breathtaking scenery that surrounds camp. Campers cry when they leave. They count down the days until they arrive at their happy place. Green and white link us together. Once campers leave camp, a part of them is missing. Other camps cannot compete. It is unreal how much someone can grow to love a place so much. Everyone is friends. Camp is where girls figure out who their true self is. When you come home from camp you are a completely different person. Camp teaches you the best life lessons such as responsibility and becoming an independent person. The age divisions go from Juniors to Seniors. Seniors run the camp and set an example for everybody around them. Campers look up to the Seniors. Camp Mataponi is no doubt the best place on Earth.
Camper: Camp Mataponi is the best place on Earth where I have made my best friends for a life time and have had the best times of my life.
Person: I want to go to Camp Mataponi!
Person: I want to go to Camp Mataponi!
by mataluvr1234 October 15, 2018
Get the Camp Mataponi mug.The place that brings joy, friendships, and God into peoples lives. You make life long memories that you can share with an old camp friend that you happen to see while you are grocery shopping.
old camp friend #1 : hey do remember that time when you got all of the camp albemarle campers to talk about how good ranch is?
old camp friend #2 : heck yeah, that was awesome!
old camp friend #2 : heck yeah, that was awesome!
by bayleigh(X August 8, 2018
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