Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.

Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.

by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012

Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.

Look he has a new Ass-Hat.

by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019

Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.

I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.

by TwoPiece November 14, 2016

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020

hat trick

Giving a girl 3 orgasms in on session

Last night was unreal.... John fucked the shit out of me.... gave me a hat trick!

by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016

hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

by flubbermubber July 7, 2006